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Your Mama Jokes - Page 2


Here are more of our classic your mama jokes.


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Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!
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Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!

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