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Here are more of our classic your mama jokes.


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Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!
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Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
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Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape?!"
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!
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Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!

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