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Here are more of our classic your mama jokes.


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Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Yo' mama's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
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Yo' mama's so fat, she's taller lying down!

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